There are a lot of articles out there that discuss how to find true love or how to make a great date work. Performing a search on the internet, results yield very little information on how to screw up a date. So, why would you want to ever screw up a date? Why is this author writing about something so ridiculous? I know what you are thinking but please let me explain. For example, say that there is a situation in which your parents are completely in love with their best friend's son. He is the toast of the town and has everything going for him. He won the spelling bee when he was in third grade, quarterback of the high school football team, and is now going to be in med school. So, what is there not to love about this person? Perhaps, he does not have any tattoos or he is not a musician. Whatever your case of reasoning may be, there is a reason why you do not want to make this date work. So, this is where I come in; your very own personal date blocker from the stars. Here we go, the top three ways to screw up a date:
1. You should tell your date how much you are in love with them and that you want to have an exclusive relationship starting right after appetizers.
2. Talk about how the appetizers makes you feel "gassy". When you say this, make sure you make a facial expression that emphasizes "gassy". Please repeat this statement as many times as you feel is required.
3. Discuss how your psycho ex-boyfriend has put a restraining order on you and that you do not understand why all of your ex-boyfriends do this.
I hope this advice offers some help to you in your journey in finding true happiness by removing the daters that send you in the wrong direction.
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